We have not pursued services in churches a lot, choosing to focus on outreach beyond the walls of the church. However, the Lord has put it on my heart to begin to book more church shows, for the congregation as a whole, not just children's ministry. What follows are the top 10 reasons to bring the Supreme Court Jesters to your home church:

10) When was the last time machetes were flying through the air in your sanctuary?


9) Maybe the trip to your church will be the time our mini van's odometer hits a quarter million miles!


8) In this economy, we're pleased with any size offering.


7) When people hear you're having the Supreme Court Jester, some will come expecting Clarence Thomas to be at your church.


6) We perform illusions, not magic. We are 100% Muggle, and have never even visited Hogwarts School.


5) You probably haven't had people in your church throwing dishes since that last Greek wedding.


4) If we're out doing shows, I won't have time to write these lame lists.


3) We've performed in mission churches with one light bulb, and in cathedrals. We can adapt to any setting.


2) We just got new magnetic signs for our van, and we want to show them off.


1) If you call to book us, I'll know someone out there is reading my blogs!