I’ve never learned my neighbor’s name,
Now let me tell you who’s to blame:
Professor, Gilligan and Skipper,
Gentle Ben, Lassie, Flipper,
Chrissy, Janet, and Jack Tripper,
Betty, Wilma, Barney, Fred,
Trigger, Silver, Mr. Ed,
Helen Roper, Mr. Furley,
Lucy, Ethel, Laverne and Shirley,
Fred Sanford, LaMont and Grady,
Greg, Peter and Bobby Brady.
While my neighbors travel life’s rough road
I’ll watch another episode.
Checking in on Lou Grant,
Underdog and Atom Ant,
Mary Richards, Rhoda, Phyllis,
Mr. Drummond, Arnold, Willis,
Maynard Krebs and Dobie Gillis,
Fonzie, Richie, Mr. C,
Andy, Opie and Aunt Bea,
Urkel, Screech, Lenny, Squiggy,
Kermit, Fozie and Miss Piggy,
Colonel Hogan, and Klink, too,
Captains Kirk and Kangaroo,
My neighborhood might need a hand,
But I reside in TV land,
With Mister Rogers, Magoo and Spock,
Highway to Heaven’s where I walk,
Even Gomer Pyle and Barney Fife
Know that reruns have eternal life.