“Go and make disciples of all nations baptizing them in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit.  Teach them to observe all things that I have commanded you.  And remember, I am with you always, to the end of the age.” - Matthew 28:19-20

We believe that we have been called to use the gifts God has given us to reach unbelievers for Him and to encourage, and build up His Church.

Judgement Day

"“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne.32All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats."

So this is it; this is the day you open up the book of life and find my name!  Go ahead, Lord, I'm ready.

(silent pause)

So you were hungry and thirsty and I didn't give you anything.  You're talking about the church's inner city outreach to serve in that food kitchen.  That's right, I never went.  Those people don't need a hand out from me; they need a hair cut and a job!  Besides, it was a sketchy part of town.  Why do the poor always live in bad neighborhoods?

(silent pause)

Oh really; you were a stranger and I didn't welcome you into my home.  I think I would have recognized you if you came knocking at my door.  I have your picture hanging on my living room wall.  It's the one where your bright blue eyes are staring longingly toward the father in heaven.  But that's not really what you're talking about, is it?  You're actually talking about welcoming strangers into my home.  I have a lot of nice stuff!  what if they stole my "God Bless the USA" Bible.  I'd be out sixty bucks!

(silent pause)

You were naked and I didn't clothe you?  I'm pretty sure I'd have noticed that.  Not a lot of naked people running around my neighborhood.  I know, I know, that's not what you really meant.  You're talking about that special offering for kids in that third world country.  I was short on cash that week.  I had just purchased the complete "Left Behind" series special collectors' edition.  I needed some good, biblical reading.  I didn't have money for some poor kids in Africa!

(silent pause)

Yeah, I knew that was coming.  I've read this passage before.  You were sick and in prison and I didn't visit you. You're talking about old George, the widower from church whose kids had all moved out of state.  He was nervous about having surgery and asked me to spend the morning with him in the hospital before he went into the OR.  But the timing was all wrong.  That was the day that cable network was running a "Duck Dynasty" marathon!

(silent pause)

I can't believe you said that. "I was abused and you didn't protect me."  That's not in the Bible.  You shouldn't add to scripture like that Jesus!  Are you a liberal?

(silent pause)

Depart form you; you never knew me?  Come on, it's me Lord!  You remember all those Christian movies I endured.  How I always played K-Love in my car!  You do remember my car, right?  The 'honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker and the 'Psalm 23' vanity liscence plate.  What could be more godly than a vanity plate!?  You don't remmeber my car.  Have someone bring my car up here.  Send one of your angels, like Gabriel or Michael Landon...

(silent pause)

What do you mean you never knew me!?  You never knew me?...

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A Few Testimonies

The presentation was fun and encouraging... The gospel message was clear and encouraging. I purchased your book and just finished it. Your scope is broad and again encouraging. May God continue to bless your ministry. I will encourage others to read your book. -Parishioner of a local church

"Hey, I  wanted to say that was a great message in chapel today! It touched something:) thanks for doing it!" -High School Student  

"We are so grateful that you brought your amazing ministry back to our church this year... The Gospel message you bring applies to all!  It is such a positive, valuable work that you do."  -Coordinator of Christian Ed. UCC Church

"There's no questioning it. This is powerful stuff. It's extremely touching at times, never less than entertaining, and I see a lot of sincere love for Jesus in you guys."  -Dwight Lilies, song writer

The Lord has given you a wonderful window through which to present the Gospel!   - Field Director of Alliance Missions to Paraguay

"What a wonderful ministry to both children and adults.  In past years it has been a struggle to arrange programing that would hold the attention of all ages, but also challenge each heart with God's gift of Salvation.  Thank you for sharing your ministry."  -Sunday School Sup't.

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