The alligator grabbed his hat and his cane

Took Hap theTomato and they left for Spain

He wiggled his ears when they boarded the plane,

And said, “I have no idea why I did that.”

 

Sarah, the flight attendant said to the gator

“The in flight movie is “Terminator”

“I once thought this was the one with Darth Vadar,

“But I don’t know why I would have thought  that.”

 

Pilot O’Hara came on and said,

“There’s turbulent winds coming ahead.

“But you'll all be safe if you stand on your head.

“Although I’m not sure how that would be helpful.”

 

After three hours, they should get to Spain soon,

‘Til the plane was hijacked by a duck and a loon

Armed with a slingshot and a whaling harpoon.

And they said, “We don’t really know what to do next.”

 

So they brought the plane to the Isle of Wight.

They landed the plane under cover of night

And the gator told Sarah he was hungry for a bite,

And now Sarah goes by the nickname of Lefty.

 

The loon promptly left and joined up with a  flock

The alligator  claimed he ate Captain Hook’s clock

But Hap the tomato thought that was a croc

And the poet said, “Sorry for that stupid pun.”

 

The duck said he needed to migrate soon

So he went to a pawn shop and sold his harpoon

And he migrated all the way to the moon

And gasped “I wish I’d thought of an oxygen tank."

 

The gator wanted more bites from Sarah

But she had eloped with pilot O’Hara

So he turned the tomato to marinara

And lived Haplessly ever after.

 

If the point of this poem is something you've pondered

All that it means is that your time was squandered

I wrote it one night when my mind had wandered,

But what's worse, me wasting my time writning it or you wasting yours reading it.