“Is there a hell, is there a heaven?”

They gave me a 3-2-1 Penguin: Kevin,

Kingdom Bound,CreationFest,

(Send in money, you’ll be blessed.)

Expanded boundaries with the  Jabez prayer

 Christian pop stars everywhere.

 

Courageous, Fly Wheel, Faith like Potatoes 

Larry the Cucumber,  Bob the Tomato

For my bad breath, they dropped  a hint

“Freshen up with a test-a-mint.”

Then wave the hokey Christian flag,

If you’re a chick, here’s  Brio mag.

 

Robertson, Falwell,  Huckabee  

Stryper, Petra, designer tees

Kirk Cameron (once Mike Seaver)

  Lose some weight to ’Firm Believer’

Ted Dekker, Frank Peretti 

Left Behind, Are you ready?

 

“What is Darkness, what is  Light?

Your  cliches are void of insight.  

Perhaps I’ll argue, but it my defense,

I’m tired of all the trendy nonsense.

Tell me truth, make it clear,

I might not listen,but my heart might hear.